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小故事系列第一季之第一集

從前從前

有個叫白蘿蔔的人(和隊伍)

準備去參加比賽

他經歷了千辛萬苦、跋山涉水、歷經了重重困難,也走了三天三夜

終於到了比賽的會場

今天跟他比賽的隊伍是……

胡蘿蔔隊!!!!!

白蘿蔔隊有生命值的優勢,有著587點血量,可是傷害只有1點

胡蘿蔔隊有攻擊力的優勢,傷害高達4.87,但血量只有487點

今天究竟誰會是贏家呢?

我們拭目以待

哇~比賽開始了

(以下白蘿蔔簡稱白,胡蘿蔔簡稱胡)

這場比賽由白所帶領的優秀團隊率先攻擊胡

白使用了”白蘿蔔燉雞湯”

對胡造成了56點傷害

此時的胡也大力回擊

使用了”胡蘿蔔切絲”

造成了58.44點傷害

目前戰況激烈,到底誰會獲勝呢?

此時兩對展開了激烈的戰鬥

白又再次使用了”燉雞湯”

胡使用了”line貼圖轟爆全場”

這個招數轟爆了全場觀眾

目前胡是屬於比較弱勢的情況

比賽究竟會如何下去呢?

這時,

兩隊同時使用了最強的招數

白:”白蘿蔔切雞雞”

胡:”胡蘿蔔切雞雞”

此時,全場瞬間安靜

……

……

……

……

白、胡:(同時說) 你的招數怎麼跟我的那麼像

在兩對口水戰的同時

我們的賽評計算了攻擊傷害

兩隊的傷害正好可以讓敵軍覆沒???!!!

最後兩隊以平手收場

最後的最後呢,

兩隊居然合併成一隊

叫:白胡隊

從此,他們到世界各地,都能拿下”吵架”第一名的寶座

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  • 匿名

    說:

    我只知道湖人隊,
    沒聽過白胡隊!!!

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