如何講淦話之不專業教學 - 茶紅teablack

如何講淦話之不專業教學

雖然切入得很尷尬,但我們今天要探討如何在尬爆的場面上如何維持氣氛—認真講淦話。
 
淦話,我們人自從生下來的那一刻起,無時無刻都會遇到它,
在下課和同學聚在一起聊天時;
在下班和同事一起吃晚餐時;
在棒賽的時候和Siri一起聊天時🤔……
登登~”對不起,我聽不太懂你在說什麼”
哩洗咧靠杯(摔手機
 
咳咳你什麼都沒看見
 
最近時常有同學在上課是講幹話,老師總是叫他認真一點,我心想:不就是認真講幹話嗎?這簡單~
殊不知從我深深探討幹話時,才發現了幹話蘊藏著待發掘的無限可能。
 
淦話的最高境界就是你在講淦的時候,不會笑場,這需要花非常長的時間去訓練這項看似簡單實則困難的任務。而講的流暢也是一大重點之一。笑場,這重要的動作應該由偉大的觀眾所笑,帶給社會大眾娛樂就是淦話的本質之一。
最佳的典範莫非(未必)是我們的喬瑟夫(個人覺得) 
他彷彿就是在幹話界中的大王階級
他講出來的話都讓全班同學包括老師都感到津津有味、垂涎三尺
當然最近的“QQㄋㄟㄋㄟ好喝到咩噗茶”就是從他的影片裡出來的
而這麼多優質有趣的內容,為什麼許多人不懂呢?
因為他們沒有抓到幹話的精隨,
“它”,就像人的腦幹一樣重要
這麼這麼如此如此一般一般無比無比的重要的東西怎麼可以不去了解呢?
根據我在台灣花費非洲的一百二十秒左右的時間,
我無法在教育百科上查到任何有關於”幹話“的相關資料,
但是!!BUT!!DEMO(日語)!!
某國語辭典有耶!

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